Belts and Chains Spam
Sort of kind of requested by Con-sordino and then we just rolled with it…
SORRY IT’S BEEN SO LONG GUISE <3 Please enjoy this mini-spam <3




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ARMED AND DANGEROUS
Ovary Status: 
Admins both of us: 
Dedicated to our lovely Anon! Two hours well spent not doing homework ;D Enjoy~



























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Week 12: Man of the Week: Daesung
Ovary Status: 
Admin Cao: DAWWWW DaeDae *squishes* Just thinking about this ray of sunshine makes me happy. And he has one of my favourite voices in kpop. YEAH BIG BANG WINNING THE MVAS WHOOOOO! It’s so good to see him smiling again >w<
Admin Blondie: This post couldn’t have come at a better time <3 I think the world of Dae, he’s such a beautiful person inside and out. That smile never fails to bring one to my face, and I have missed him terribly since May as I know many of us have. Seeing BigBang on the EMAs as 5 and smiling made me so happy. Keep smiling baby <33333333








































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We know we generally avoid group shots on kpoptarts, but this is a prime example of the smile we have missed so so so much since May. Congratulations BIGBANG for your EMA win <3 DAEDAE HWAITING.
Week 10: Man of the Week: Seungri
Ovary Status:
Admin Cao: HOLY SHI- I did not know he could do “the look” so well @.@. I legitimately had to look away from the screen for those last few. Anyway, I’m glad I got over my dumb grudge against this guy because he’s pretty darn talented and interesting. I love his upfront personality. He knows he’s got faults and he doesn’t care what you think about it.
Admin Blondie: SWEET JESUS MAKNAE. What are you doing with those eyes???? O_______O Especially the last black and white one….This boy. I can’t even.




















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DAY 41: Man of the Day: G-Dragon
Ovary Status: short circuiting
Admin Cao: One of the most talented, hardworking and versatile idols out there imho. He’s been in the game since he was just a kid and he is GOOD AT EVERYTHING. And everything looks good on him. He could rock any hairstyle, male, female or alien, and rock it better than anyone else. Same goes for fashion. Gotta love our funkalicious leader GD <3
Admin Blondie: I seriously don’t know whether I want to run away from him, jump on him, or put him in my pocket. That versatility is just amazing! I respect this man so much…such a great leader for Big Bang. Love you GD BB























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DAY 29: Man of the Day: T.O.P
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Admin Cao: EVERYBODY SAY CHOOM TOP! Tabi here is the kind of guy where one minute you’re daw-ing over the cuteness and the next, BAM, you’re pregnant. All of this is achieved while fully clothed, as that is the power of The Official Pimp. This man requires far too many adjectives, including but not limited to childish, handsome, adorable, and sexy. Gotta love his voice too, of course. That solo album in the works had better not be a rumor!
Admin Blondie: *Commences epic keysmashing* This man has some sort of magical powers or something. As Cao pointed out, the fact that he doesnt show skin is a testament to his pimpin’ ways. Sometimes I’m suffering from diabetic shock or taking care of my 12th child. And don’t anyone ever forget to bow to that almighty eyebrow. Tis’ an infamous lady killer…which reminds me of him in IRIS but I’ll stop now…oh Lawdy.

























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DAY 2: Man of the Day: Taeyang
Ovary status: WELL DONE
Admin Cao: I knew as soon as I saw his name that we were in for it. This man does not know how to keep his shirt on and let me tell you, I’M NOT COMPLAINING. His every movement is poetry and he’s such a sweet innocent darling at heart.
Admin Blondie: oh Taeyang. The level ovary obliteration just kinda launches around the house when I google you. And like Admin Cao, I can’t complain. But who can? Unf. *new edit upon seeing more pics* GLORIOUS BACK MUSCLES. TAEYANG WAE?



















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WARNING: it starts gettin’ DANGEROUS from here on out







and the infamous whatever-the-hell these dance move are


KPOPTARTS OUT

Bathtubs
I have wanted to do this forever!!! Than you Admin Cao for uploading these pictures. Are you ready my poptarts? Kpop and Bathtubs.













Well. It’s outta the hottub and into a cold shower. I swear.
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